{"id":48,"date":"2008-12-11T11:50:45","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T16:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rlisolutions.com\/making-money\/48\/christmas-fun-2-im-night-before-christmas\/"},"modified":"2015-05-09T16:19:49","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T20:19:49","slug":"christmas-fun-2-night-before-christmas-internet-marketing-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ericburdo.com\/blog\/misc\/48\/christmas-fun-2-night-before-christmas-internet-marketing-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Fun #2 &#8211; Night Before Christmas &#8211; Internet Marketing Style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,   <br \/>I could still hear him frantically clicking the mouse.    <br \/>Was he still building websites? Could it be PPC?    <br \/>I looked at the clock-it said quarter to three.<\/p>\n<p>For months he has said it will soon change our life,   <br \/>but faith can be hard for an IMer\u2019s wife.    <br \/>The stockings were hung and we\u2019d put up the tree,    <br \/>with no help from him, just the children and me.<\/p>\n<p>The children were nestled all snug in their beds,   <br \/>while their daddy was posting on more forum threads.    <br \/>I don\u2019t own a kerchief, but had jammies on    <br \/>and I hoped he would come on to bed before dawn.<\/p>\n<p>When all at once there arose such a clatter,   <br \/>I had to get up to see what was the matter!    <br \/>I raced to the den and peeked \u2018round the door,    <br \/>his chair was turned over and lay on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>The shade on the desk lamp was sitting askew,   <br \/>and my dear IMer was nowhere in view.    <br \/>When what to my wondering eyes should appear,    <br \/>but my wild-eyed IMer who shouted \u201cCome here!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d been on the floor and I didn\u2019t know why;   <br \/>I thought he was hurt and I started to cry.    <br \/>He gave me a smile that could not have been cuter    <br \/>and drying my tears I approached the computer.<\/p>\n<p>More rapid than eagles his words, how they came,   <br \/>and he whistled and shouted and called out these names;    <br \/>On Google! On Yahoo! On MSN, too!    <br \/>With Adwords, and Adsense and articles too!<\/p>\n<p>To the top of the list! To the number one spot!   <br \/>I\u2019ve launched my campaign and the sales are red-hot!    <br \/>His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples so merry,    <br \/>I wondered if he had been nipping the sherry!<\/p>\n<p>A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,   <br \/>soon let me know I had nothing to dread.    <br \/>He laughed and he whistled, just like St.Nick,    <br \/>as the sales just kept coming, click after click.<\/p>\n<p>He sprang from his chair and he hugged me real tight   <br \/>and he whispered these words on that Christmas Eve night.    <br \/>\u201cI found a great system to rinse and repeat&#8230;    <br \/>and from this Christmas forward our lives will be sweet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d heard this before so I asked how he knew.   <br \/>He gave me a folder \u2013 it was labeled CommBlue.    <br \/>He spoke not a word, but went straight back to work.    <br \/>I felt bad for the times I had called him a jerk.<\/p>\n<p>That one little site became two, and then three,   <br \/>and I knew we would soon be financially free.    <br \/>So to all you CommBluers, don\u2019t give up the fight&#8230;    <br \/>Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!<\/p>\n<p><em>Written by <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/honeywesley.com\/\"><em>Honey<\/em><\/a><em> and posted on one of the Commission Blueprint (aka, CommBlue) forums.&#160; If you haven\u2019t checked out <a href=\"http:\/\/bricklabs.comblue.hop.clickbank.net\/?tid=rlisolutions\">Commission Blueprint, and want to get into Affiliate \/ Internet Marketing, I suggest you check it out today!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, I could still hear him frantically clicking the mouse. 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